christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
I’m not like most girls; I’m prettier
when people make plans in front of you
Work romances are always fun, screw what they all say, sexual tension always adds a little excitement to your life.
The universe cant just round up all these hot guys for you to fuck only to take them all away 2 months later.
Cousins stopping Isaiah from shaking CP3’s hand