columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

When you do something noble and beautiful and nobody notices, do not be sad. For the sun every morning is a beautiful spectacle and yet most of the audience still sleeps.
 John Lennon (via theperksofbeingcarling)
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

thefaultinourfandoms:

i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

Inhales deepen …
and I’m lingering like smoke.
Conscious shifted, feet are lifting up up up…
and I float.
FTSE (via themelbee)
A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms.
from Zen Shin Talks (via nyu-tah)

sil3nt7rill:

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

imageimage

unclefather:

mom: are you high?

me: image

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
Pablo Picasso (via kushandwizdom)