did you just say the n word?
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
I want to tie you up, brand your ass with my hand print, straddle you from behind with a grip around your throat like no other, and use your ponytail to force you back into me after every thrust that distances us in the slightest, just brutally fuck you like people dreamed about being fucked,
But most of all, I really just want you to want me,
Fuck, how I wish you did.
|—||Nicholas Sparks (via kushandwizdom)|
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
|—||Lisa Kleypas (via kushandwizdom)|
|—||J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via purplebuddhaproject)|
Unknown (via slutdiagnos)
Learn this lesson as early in life as possible AND NEVER FORGET IT!!(via 18-15n-77-30w)
You will call me sweetheart
and I will still stumble over
I will want to know how many breaths you take after waking up
before you consider yourself alive
I will shiver when you touch me
do not be offended;
you are the warmest person I know.
|—||Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)|